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Which religion are you?

So, you have the power of the web at your finger tips. Big fuckin' deal. Let's see how omnipotent you really are.

Get started with these questions...

1

Is modesty a priority?

Modesty is the first thing I think about when I get out of bed.

I'm modest on the outside but on the inside I'm an indecent beast.

Modesty is reserved for Sundays.

What the hell is modesty?

One who is modest is one who wishes to keep his/her physical flaws out of view.

2

What appeals to you most:

money?

enlightenment?

shiny things?

wearing a diaper on your head?

being better than everyone else?

3

Is homosexuality a disease?

Abso-fuckin-lutely!

I disagree with it but I have gay friends.

Love is love.

If homosexuality is a disease, can I call in queer?

What is homosexuality?

4

Who was Jesus?

My lord and savior.

The Eucharist.

My brother.

Jesus was a man like you and I.

who?

5

Is sex before marriage a sin?

Yes. You're going to hell.

Yes. Repent and I shall forgive you.

Yes. You are unclean and you must promise you will never do it again.

Sex before marriage is kinda like try before you buy.

Sex before marriage is okay if you are certain you have bonded with your partner.

6

Which circle of hell would you place Darwin in?

Limbo. He wasn't aware his teachings were false.

Circle 6. Keep the heretics in their flaming tombs!

Straight to the ninth! Zone 4. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

There is no heaven. Therefore there is no hell.

Ol' Charles should have read "Dianetics".

He was an intelligent and reasonable man. He had a gift.

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