Which DiSer are you?

So, my musically aware chum! You've signed up a week ago, you know never to use the words "pirate" ever again, and you know beyond doubt now it's bishbashbosh. Why is it, then, that all the cool people are still ignoring you? Because, well, I hate to say it, y'know, taboo or otherwise: You have no clique. No cliquey goodness for you. So what shall I do to rectify this unfortunate situation I hear you cry? Simply answer this simple test, then simply message the simple DiSer it comes up with, asking if you can be their friend. Some will say yes straight away; others will want services dispensed, dances danced, jade monkeys retrieved. But once such unpleasantness is out of the way, you too can bask in the warm glow of acceptance. And laugh at other n00bs who don't have a clue. Good luck!