Which Jack Off Jill song are you?

Why should I worry? My boy/girlfriend will take care of me.

...How in the Hell will I take care of myself?

It pisses me off! I'm just as good as anyone else is!

Damn, how boring....

Fudge monkeys!!!!

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What about if your boyfriend/girlfriend breaks up with you?

Squirls like me... ^-^

So I'll find some other hottie! I'm fuckin' sexy!

I don't know what I would do... We've been together so long.

I couldn't live without him/her. I'm head over heels.

Well he can just go fuck him/herself for all I care!

...I don't know...

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You need to make up a story using these words/phrases: cheese, razor, loofa, cat dookie, monkey meat. Your story would sound like this:

First I stepped in cat dookie in my new shoes! Then I went to work. Nobody ever notices me there. I might as well be monkey meat. Now I'm sitting in my bathtub with my loofa, eating a cheese sandwich, and I just cut my wrists with my razor...The End

"EAT CAT DOOKIE!!" Screamed the angry ex-girlfriend as she threw a rock at him, "You can start making your own cheese sandwiches, and take your loofa to bathe yourself and take your razor and shave your own back!Leave before I make monkey meat of you

So like, today, this chick that totally smelt like cat dookie and looked like Chubaka came up to me, and I handed her a razor and a loofa, and I said, "You totally need to go clean up! You smell like rotten monkey meat and moldy cheese!"

I was so bored today that I threw raw monkey meat at the mail man and took a picture. "Say CHEESE!". Then I took to a razor and shaved my cat (which got scared and out came cat dookie), and cut a loofa up into to shape of a penis.

The cheese told the monkeys that they were hairy, so they took to the razor and shaved, but they messed up and made themselves into monkey meat. One screamed as he faded away, "CAT DOOKIE!! LOOFA! I WANT MY LOOfaaa."

*Sigh* "I would love you even if you were cat dookie," she whispered as she washed him with his loofa. She then shaved his beard with her own razor and offered to make him rare monkey meat and mac n cheese for dinner.

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Would you ever obliterated a village?

BURN THE DAMNED PLACE TO HELL!!!

Is my ex in the village? Maybe I'll burn it if s/he is in it...

I obliterated my toe nails...

I think I'll just sit in a closet and obliterate myself..

I guess if my lover wanted it gone, I would do it.

Hmm, that sounds like it would bring excitement to my life..

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You find baried treasure.

ARRRRRR! ME BE DAVY JONES!!

I think I would keep it for myself.

I would share it with my love.

I would use it to buy my ex a proper burial... What... Just incase s/he dies sometime soon. *Mumbles something*

I would buy... *place most luxurious things I have ever wanted here*

I would keep it for myself, and I would put it in a will for my family and friends for when I pass.

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You _____

like boobs...

hate people...

believe in true love.

are bored of this personality test.

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Are you angry about something?

...

Not really

Fuck you!

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Do you like cheese?

No, I like monkey meat.

I guess... Why?

This is a fucking retarded question!

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And are you somehow better than someone else?

I'm better than EVERYONE else!

I'm better than you!

...I like ice cream! ^-^!!

I'm probably not even as good as you... Let known better.

Surely I am better than someone... We're all better than someone, and we're all not as good as someone else in different things...

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You go to the doctor. You're diagnosed with a disease. What is it?

Hopefully something that will kill me quick.

Underjoy.

The shits.

bipolar disorder

Multiple personalities.

mononucleosis.

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Sandy beaches are for:

Two people to have a romantic get together

To work on my tan.

To serinade random people and eat watermelons.

To play chicken with the sharks.

To drown someone... What? Don't look at me like that.

To watch what other people do.

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What's your favorite color?

Red.

Black.

Pink.

Blue.

Green.

All of these colors are awesome. I can't pick.

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What's your favorite animal?

Dog.

Cat.

grasshopper.

lioness.

fish.

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Who is the best writer?

Stephen King or maybe even Fyodor Dostoyevsky.

I don't read.

Shakespeare.

Me!

Your momma!

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If you could live in any country, which would you live in?

Germany.

Ethiopia.

Greece.

USA.

France.

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Finally, what do you think of this test?

It didn't bring up my level of excitement.

It was amazing!!

It was so great that I'm almost asleep!

...

...Poo-flingin' alien cheese monkeys!!

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Which Jack Off Jill song are you?

Get started with these questions...

You're unemployed. How do you feel about it?

What about if your boyfriend/girlfriend breaks up with you?

You need to make up a story using these words/phrases: cheese, razor, loofa, cat dookie, monkey meat. Your story would sound like this:

Would you ever obliterated a village?

You find baried treasure.

You _____

Are you angry about something?

Do you like cheese?

And are you somehow better than someone else?

You go to the doctor. You're diagnosed with a disease. What is it?

Sandy beaches are for:

What's your favorite color?

What's your favorite animal?

Who is the best writer?

If you could live in any country, which would you live in?

Finally, what do you think of this test?

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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