The Are You A Complete Moron Test

I think the title is self-explanitory. Find out if you're a moron. Only 5 questions...Good luck....I guess.

Get started with these questions...


You're walking down a dark ally at night. You notice a person who's been following you for some time now. What do you do?


You have the opportunity to become ruler of the universe, no strings attatched. Just sign this blank piece of paper, and it's yours. What do you do?


Where do you keep important documents?


Are you attracted to sparkly things?


Do you consider yourself to be a moron?

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...