Which fraternity do you belong in?

Great...when I wasn't being forced into a locker.

Sick. Until I got kicked off varsity for roids...

Boarding school in Prague? Not bad...until the headmaster made that random room check. After rehab, my parents had him fired, though, so it all worked out.

You mean prep school? Fantastic. If you still possessed your v-card when you left my school, you obviously didn't meet me. Or you were ugly.

Pretty great - drinkin, bluntin, fuckin - public school was so clutch.

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How did you lose your virginity?

Freshman year, boarding school to Helga, the busty maid.

I still have my flower, thank you very much.

Don't remember exactly, but I think we both puked that night

While at an away football game in London, mate.

In the locker room to my teammate, I mean head cheerleader.

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What kind of car do you drive?

Ford Ranger, but I'm saving for a Mazda Miata

BMW M3 with appropriately flashy paint and dubs...my engine's bigger than yours

SUV with Massachusetts plates and various dents from drunk driving incidents

Vespa. Bloody brilliant.

Something way too expensive for your type.

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Describe your girlfriend...

Skeletor - who yells about yay from my frat house's balcony, and she's probably slept in more of my frat house's rooms than all the brothers combined.

Passed out...she won't remember THIS in the morning

Skeletor - with a catty attitude and a habit.

Skeletor - who sails and plays tennis

Fat future pre-school teacher

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What's your favorite sport?

Football...by which I mean American soccer

Weight-lifting

Rowing or origami

Sailing/boating/leisure

Any sport that has a team in Boston

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What do you like to drink?

I don't like the taste of alcohol.

Anything I can add creatine to.

I'll drink anything that's not a wussy drink until I blackout

Smirnoff Twisted

Dry martini

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You're throwing a party - describe it.

Mirrors, dollar bills, off-campus

Freshman/ sorority girls, a little smoke, and a lot of booze

Theme - any theme will do, as long as it gives girls an excuse to dress sexy

Theme - but you definitely don't want to see these girls in sexy outfits.

Starts at 10am, ice luges, roofies

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When walking by your fraternity house, what music would one be most likely to hear?

Beyonce

Hillary Duff

Rick Springfield

Kanye or Pink Floyd

Lil Jon

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How do you refer to women?

Box

Passed out

Women

Overrated

Ass

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Your Look?

Popped collar, trendy sneakers, faux hawk

T-shirt, flip flops, backwards baseball cap

Sunglasses held on by cord, popped collar, patchwork shorts, dock shoes

Budweiser tee, jeans w/belt, sandals, and backpack

Gym shorts, muscle tee, sneakers

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