Stephen King's Rose Red personality test (dead)

Gay/lesbian

Bisexual

Sex? What's that?

Straight and loving it.

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What would bother you most?

My lover cheating on me for the same sex.

My career going up in flames.

Being accused of murder.

Witnessing a suicide.

Knowing when I'm going to die.

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Sex?

Female!

Male.

Is s/he hott?

With whom?

With my lover...

Can s/he get me my job I've been desiring? ;)

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You believe in the supernatural?

Hun, I am a voodoo priestess.

Psh! Whatever.

Highly. I've seen ghosts.

I don't know. Maybe. Maybe not. I haven't seen anything.

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What's your favorite color?

White, like a spiritual smoke.

Black. It's sexy.

Red. For passion.

Probably blue.

Brown.

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Boobs!

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Where?!?!?

Who's?

I know they're nice, baby.

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At a party, what do you do?

Flirt with all of the hotties.

Mingle a little.

Walk around talking to all of the people at the party.

Just talk with the person I came with. I'm a bit shy.

Is there cake?!?!?!?!?!?

Go play and be stupid with my friends. It's fun.

Question

BUSH!!!

I hate that fuckhead!

The couchie?

Nope, I shave, hun.

We have a few of those out front.

Good man!

Good band!

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Hobbies?

Doll collecting.

Gun collecting.

It's all about the ladies.

Acting!!

Making out architectural plans.

Carpentary.

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Favorite TV show?

Looney Toons! Especially with Wile. E. Cyote.

I just like porn. ;)

Most Haunted.

My Little Pony!!

Bewitched. Sam is my role model. Because sometimes, it seems all I have to do is wiggle my nose and get what I want.

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Tell me something about yourself.

I would do anything to make my own life better.

I would do anything to make my lover smile.

I would do anything for sex. ;)

I would do anything for family.

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Stephen King's Rose Red personality test (dead)

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First off, what's your sexuality?

What would bother you most?

Sex?

You believe in the supernatural?

What's your favorite color?

Boobs!

At a party, what do you do?

BUSH!!!

Hobbies?

Favorite TV show?

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