Stephen King's Rose Red Character personality test (living)

WHERE?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the matter? Does the boy want his momma to fix him some pancakes?

You hungry?

... *Tummy Growls*

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YOU DID IT!!!

... *Looks stunned and in disbelief* N-No.

Did I? Explain your reasoning.

Ah, bite your tongue before you choke on such words!

NO!!! It was her!! I swear! HER!!!!

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There's an eerie glow off in the distance, you...

Go on like nothing is there. Someone is probably just trying to scare me.

Start taking pictures. LOTS of pictures!!

Head for it to touch it.

Scream for everyone to get back, and do your best to keep them away from it. It could be evil.

Close your eyes tightly and chant "Not there" over and over until it's gone.

Try to contact it. It might be a spirit, and it might not know that just yet.

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Favorite pass-time?

Catching the paranormal on film!!

Playing with my toys.

Umm... I can't exactly tell you that... Uh... Let's just say I'm lonely.

Well, I do a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Trying to kick someone out of a job.

Reading the bible.

Spending time with my little brother/sister.

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Like to drink?

Nah. I don't drink.

I have a beer ocassionally.

I'm not an alcoholic, but yes, I like to drink.

Is it a chocolate shake?!?!?!

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Will you help me with this?

What, can't pull a little weight on your own?

Help yourself!

Here. I'll take care of it. It could be breakable.

*Lends a helping hand*

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I offer you lunch, you...

Say thank you, and accept.

Say no thanks but accept when I insist.

"But I wanted a pizza!"

Nod in acceptance and smile at me to let me know that you're greatful.

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You're in a bad mood, you...

Show it but don't talk about it.

Let all of your feelings out.

Go somewhere to be away from everyone else.

Shout at the first person you see.

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You love...

the paranormal.

music.

God.

teasing people.

science.

your mom.

your family.

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You're scare of...

ghosts.

dogs.

never getting my brother/sister a good education.

being alone.

losing my job over someone else.

never being able to prove my theories.

that there may not be a higher power.

Question

Mayonaise!

EWWWW!!!

...?

ô.o

*sarcastically* Yummy, my favorite...

On my sandwich, right?

Yum yum. Eat 'em up.

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You consider yourself...

Highly gifted; one of a kind, actually.

Artistic.

Religious.

A scientist.

Atheletic.

Logical.

Nice.

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Who would you have sex with? Be honest, now.

Anyone that will dish out.

Strictly my girlfriend/boyfriend.

I'm asexual.

With anyone that I can get something good out of.

...ô.o

I guess someone that I'm attracted to.

The sassy, vibrant type.

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Fuck you!!!

ô.o *Shrugs and walks away* I don't care.

That's not very nice.

Is that all you can say, genius?

Yeah, fuck you, too.

You act like that bothers me.

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La derriere de plume!!

I don't speak French.

Potty mouth!!!!

...Huh?

HAHAHAHAAH!!! You just said butt plug!!!

How immature...

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What do you think of same-sex marriage?

Whatever floats your boat.

The bible says that that's wrong.

I don't care.

Fuck the fags!!

I'm a bit on the conservative side.

It's their lives! Let them live it. They aren't hurting anyone.

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JoJo the Viking!!!

Jason the Pharoh!

*Rolls eyes* ...Stupid...

Who is that?

Who? Where?

Question

Lovey Lovey!

I hate you!

Funny. I don't know you.

Uhhhh... Yeah...

I LOVE YOU, TOO!!!

*Smile*

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Stephen King's Rose Red Character personality test (living)

Get started with these questions...

FOOD!!!

YOU DID IT!!!

There's an eerie glow off in the distance, you...

Favorite pass-time?

Like to drink?

Will you help me with this?

I offer you lunch, you...

You're in a bad mood, you...

You love...

You're scare of...

Mayonaise!

You consider yourself...

Who would you have sex with? Be honest, now.

Fuck you!!!

La derriere de plume!!

What do you think of same-sex marriage?

JoJo the Viking!!!

Lovey Lovey!

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