The what do "I" think of David Test

When he was six, had that bowl cut and wore that green sweater every day to school.

That really trashy bar some where near Melrose Ave.

In that play, where he did that thing... with that... thing.

I've met him before?

It's been too long to ever have a 'first' meeting.

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What flashed through your mind when you first met him?

Awe, he's so little and cute!

Fucking idiot.

I don't really want to think about it.

Woa, he actually speaks english.

I wonder if his penis is as big as his ego.

I hope he plays Nintendo.

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You and David are hanging out one night. Where would take him?

Well, either Boston Pizza, Perkins or that bowling alley.

I'd get him to take me some where in that truck of his and then get him to make out with me.

To a fucking shower.

No where near trees or anything else that's climbable.

Catch a movie at Cinema City 8. Then go to McDonalds. Then take the bus home.

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Your sitting alone with David at a party. What would you do?

Talk to him about movies and ignore his answeres.

Get up, leave and talk to your real friends.

Offer the light weight another Bud Light and watch him puke.

Set him up with the hot chick sitting across from you.

Take him into the bathroom and make out with him.

Be in awe that he actually does speak english.

Reminisce about the time when B.V. had that party in grade 10. I think.

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What would you get David for his next birthday?

A hooker. Dude needs to get laid.

Something that I'd wear and then take off when we're doin' it.

A pet monkey. I heard he'd always wanted one.

Money. The little Bitch is poor.

That old vintage camera he keeps eyeing at the pawnshop.

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