Which Extensively Annoying Paint Wars Character are You?

Orange or Red (bright colors)

Green or Brown (earthy colors)

Blue (calm colors)

White, gray (non-discript colors)

Yellow, lavender (pastels)

...black?

Question

All potential results have a lightsaber. What color is yours?

Orange.

Green.

Blue.

Yellow.

White or silver.

Question

What sort of shoes do you wear?

Slippers.

Kick-butt knee-high black leather boots.

Light leather shoes.

Typical Jedi riding type boots.

Socks.

Question

What's your opinion of men with beards?

Heh... slight beards (a-la AotC Obi-Wan) are cute...

*pulls out razor* Cut it off. Now.

*blinks* Garlic?

Hehehehe... dye it purple...

*noncommital shrug*

Question

Are you hungry?

FOOOOOOD!!!!!! (abandons quiz on the sudden urge to go and eat Cheerios)

*agrees with above poster, but controls self enough to finish quiz before going and complaining about needing food*

Garlic...

I need ice cream...

Food is good, but I'm not hungy right now.

Let's go out for ice cream!!

*goes with the above person for ice cream and hopes they'll pay*

Question

So, the day begins-- yes, I'm going to take you through a day-- and the decision was made in the last question. Ice cream! What are your thoughts?

But the day's just began!!! It's only sunrise, Force's sake!

I've probably been up and about for several hours now, finding ways to booby-trap doors.

I've probably been up for a while meditating.

I'm awake and trying to convince the person two answers up that they do not need to booby trap doors.

No time of the day is wrong for ice cream!

I could agree with the above person, unless the ice cream interferred with sleep. Because I don't sleep very much.

I am probably sleeping, unless someone decided to rig a bucket of cold water above my head...

Question

You finally wake up, if you weren't already, to a bucket of cold water hurling towards your face! (if you were awake, it hurls towards you anyway) What do you think?

Why does everyone pick on me in fanfiction?

I RIGGED the bucket... *is hit from behind* ALL RIGHT, WHO DID THAT??

(murder Chosen Brat, who is suspect number one)

Go and hug whoever hit me with the bucket of water, and thus get them soaking wet as well.

*blinks*

Scream really, really, really loudly.

Hit them back with a bucket of purple water.

Draw a lightsaber and try kill them, only to realize that paper is not deadly.

Question

After drying yourself off, you change into dry clothing and step out your door to...

...run smack into someone who happened to be extensively taller than me, and fall over. And immediately wonder why you always fall over.

...run to another door and booby trap it.

...look around warily for people who are either going to throw dye or garlic at you, throw water at you, or run at you and hug you.

...trip over the remarkably short person walking past your door. Wonder why they are so short.

...end up having a long in depth conversation with the nearest person who happened to need your advice.

...run into a convinient bucket of green dye. Die. Come back to life and kill your Padawan, who was most likely the guilty party.

...fall into a pit and conviently built a romance story out of it.

Question

After getting out of whatever pitfall belittled your path, you start down the hall. Theme music drums away in the background. What is it?

The Imperial March.

Concerning Hobbits.

I don't merit theme music, however, if it's playing, something MUST be coming... *shifty eyes*

Something loud, acknowledgeably, and obviously triumphant. Until I trip over the short person in my way. ((no, I don't have anything against short people, unknown quiz taker! I'm only 5"2 myself!!))

Something mysterious and haunting... Lothlorien, perhaps.

...Anakin's Theme. -_-

Binary Sunset or May the Force be With You or Across the Stars...

Question

You crash into someone as you make your way down the hall along with your foreboding or otherwise creepy theme music. They DESPERATELY need your advice!! What are they asking advice about?

How to successfully plant a listening device on one of the Council's meetings.

How to drive at a speed five times faster than the rest of the traffic on Coruscant without killing themselves.

(insert a long dramatic sob story here about anything or everything)

How to build a lightsaber/do something with the Force/something wise and Jedi-like.

How to beat someone in a kata/do you want to spar with me?

How to burn down a dormatary while sleep-walking.

What cleaners work best on the gym level refreshers.

They aren't asking for advice. They're probably running away in terror...

Question

After you give the above person their advice, where do you head first?

The cafeteria. Foooddddddd....

Back to my room to sob about everyone picking on me.

Somewhere where I can either torment people or build things.

Off to comfort the person who went off to sob about everyone picking on her and try to convince them to not be so self-piting all the time.

To go and put the garlic in several Ziploc bags.

To go and make out with your boy/girlfriend in the library/garden, and conveniently end up with your very own rumor! "Hey, I only kissed them, but..."

Question

After heading to wherever you headed, you finally get out of whatever you wrote yourself into and run into a person carrying a bucket. A WET bucket! You...

Immediately accuse them of throwing water at you from the sixth question.

Ask them whether they're the person who ended up on cleanup duty.

Do nothing.

Help them back to their feet and go about your business.

Question

Suddenly, you run into an insanely evil lightsaber wielding bad guy!! He...

...Skewers your Master and gets a ton of cool theme music.

...Tries to kill you. But then, everyone does. Try to kill you, I mean.

...You are the insanely evil lightsaber wielding bad guy.

...Ends up having a long indepth conversation with you about his angstified childhood.

...he will ph34r.

...gets theme music that's nearly as cool as yours.

Question

No matter how the last question was answered, you still end up in an epic lightsaber duel with the insanely evil lightsaber wielding bad guy. You...

...get skewered.

...obilerate a small village.

...fight him for a long time to Duel of the Fates, and kill him in the end.

...ask him about his mother.

...throw garlic at him, and when that doesn't work, scream for your Master.

...kavamm him into a volcano.

...fight for a long time, and end up capturing him for interrogation. And annoy everything out of him.

Question

Even though, in the end, the duel was won, you still ended up with one major scar from it! You...

...are missing an appendage or two.

...got slashed across the face with his lightsaber.

...Got a new fashion statement-- the shoulder piercing!

...are emotionally scarred for life because he wouldn't tell you about his childhood friends.

...are dead.

...will never talk again.

...are blind.

Question

Did anything good turn out from the above duel?

I am now a Jedi Knight or Master.

I cut his head off... hehehehehehe...

I now know about the villian's tragic past! Beyond his friends. He wouldn't tell me about them...

No! *wails* WE'RE ALL DOOMED, I TELL YOU!!!

Question

Well, as you're now in bacta-- wait! What do you think of being in bacta?

If they don't let me out soon...

*knocks on side of glass* Lemme out...

Floaties...

I'm... unconscious.

Oohh... meditate...

I wonder how long it'll take before I can burn a hole in this with my eyes...

Count tiles on wall...

Question

Unfortunately, you are now out of commission from the epic duel! So, how's your driving skills?

SPEEEEEEEEEEED...

No one likes letting me drive. *accidentally overturns a Lay's speeder* OOPS...

My Master won't let me drive. I wish she would, I'm probably a better driver than she is...

I *hate* flying.

*clings to nearby passenger while the driver calls me a wimp*

I don't kill people when I drive.

*watchs in horror as a Hutt sails to his death* Oops...

Question

Are you Mysterious?

Yup. No one knows anything about me...

No one knows a thing about my past.

Typical Jedi, I suppose.

No, not really.

Question

What is your opinion of the Force?

I only use it because I have to. I don't really like the whole religion along with it.

Power....

(launch into long explanation about how the Force binds everything together)

*shrugs* I don't think it should be used for personal gain.

Duct tape is far more useful.

Question

Do you have powers that can't be understood by people who only use the Force?

I can pull objects out of windows. That weren't there before.

KAVAMM. Mwhaha. (that's a yes)

Eh... yes.

No.

Other powers? I will uncover them and unlock their secrets and THEN I WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE!

Question

Are you confident?

No, but I mask that under insanity. Few people can tell that I'm unsure of myself.

Fairly.

I will win!

I mask a lot of myself, so no one really knows.

It really depends on the situation.

Question

What's your rank?

Jedi Master.

Jedi Knight.

Padawan.

Question

Do you like bananas?

No!

Peels are good. They make people slip.

In cake.

Yes.

Question

What is your opinion on garlic?

PUT THAT AWAY BEFORE WE ALL DIE FROM THE STENCH!!!!!

Garlic is yummy. *burps*

Plant... garlic... everywhere...

It's evil.

NO, PADAWAN! DON'T YOU DARE PLANT THAT GARLIC PLANT...

Question

Which element are people most likely to pin you as?

Air.

Fire.

Earth.

Water.

Stone.

Shadow.

Darkness.

Light.

Question

Are you prone to passing out?

Yes, I faint a lot.

I MAKE people pass out!

No, but I die...

I'm usually the one stuck waking the people who fainted up.

I can't understand why people continually pass out from shock...

Question

Are you human?

Yes.

Well, I LOOK human...

Bar the pointy ears...

I am completely human at heart! I can't help my mother's race...

Question

If, to the previous question you did not answer "yes", why did you say no?

I said yes to the previous question.

I am half-elven.

I'm half-Malchani. Which is a race similar to elves.

Well, some people would consider me elven, but I'm not EXACTLY...

Question

Have you ever obilerated a village?

*blinks* Is that a running inside joke on this site, or something?? *folds hands* Tell me about your mother...

Yes. And it was fun. Even if I felt awful afterwards.

What kind of question is THAT?!

No, but I'm willing to bet my apprentice has TRIED...

I'm innocent! *looks sweet and innocent and caring and cute*

Question

Have you ever blown up a planet?

Yes...

No, but I'll find a way to.

I COULD, but I wouldn't.

NO!

I couldn't do that. I couldn't destory the lives of so many people that way...

Being evil is fun, but I'm not a murderer. Torturing them slowly is one thing...

I'd rather try a fate a bit less cliché.

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Which Extensively Annoying Paint Wars Character are You?

Get started with these questions...

We'll get it over with at the beginning. What IS your favorite color?

All potential results have a lightsaber. What color is yours?

What sort of shoes do you wear?

What's your opinion of men with beards?

Are you hungry?

So, the day begins-- yes, I'm going to take you through a day-- and the decision was made in the last question. Ice cream! What are your thoughts?

You finally wake up, if you weren't already, to a bucket of cold water hurling towards your face! (if you were awake, it hurls towards you anyway) What do you think?

After drying yourself off, you change into dry clothing and step out your door to...

After getting out of whatever pitfall belittled your path, you start down the hall. Theme music drums away in the background. What is it?

You crash into someone as you make your way down the hall along with your foreboding or otherwise creepy theme music. They DESPERATELY need your advice!! What are they asking advice about?

After you give the above person their advice, where do you head first?

After heading to wherever you headed, you finally get out of whatever you wrote yourself into and run into a person carrying a bucket. A WET bucket! You...

Suddenly, you run into an insanely evil lightsaber wielding bad guy!! He...

No matter how the last question was answered, you still end up in an epic lightsaber duel with the insanely evil lightsaber wielding bad guy. You...

Even though, in the end, the duel was won, you still ended up with one major scar from it! You...

Did anything good turn out from the above duel?

Well, as you're now in bacta-- wait! What do you think of being in bacta?

Unfortunately, you are now out of commission from the epic duel! So, how's your driving skills?

Are you Mysterious?

What is your opinion of the Force?

Do you have powers that can't be understood by people who only use the Force?

Are you confident?

What's your rank?

Do you like bananas?

What is your opinion on garlic?

Which element are people most likely to pin you as?

Are you prone to passing out?

Are you human?

If, to the previous question you did not answer "yes", why did you say no?

Have you ever obilerated a village?

Have you ever blown up a planet?

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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