Rum and Monkey

everyone should work for the nation and if one is killed it doesnt matter

No other party will ever gain power

all will be whipped and killed untill the usa start a pointless war with us

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Question

Have a number 2 with a pistol follow you incase of assassination

Have republican gard follow you and blow up the infedels

create a massive army

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Question

tell my people to kill the infedels even if it means a suicide bombing raid, and then run off and hide in a hole

send wave after wave after wave after wave after wave after wave after wave of men in to kill the enemy

fight on two impossible to defend fronts

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