Which Bird Are You?

....I got bored.

Get started with these questions...

1

Do you know the Muffin Man?

...... *glare* .......

I like muffins....they are yummy...

Shut up, moron.

*peck. peck.*

2

Do I know the Muffin Man?

.....*glare*.....

I like muffins....they are yummy....

Do you know anything?

*peck. peck.*

3

You're walking home one day and you see a small, fuzzy animal in your path. What do you do?

I eat it. Duh.

I am small and fuzzy.....

...I'm a bird. I dont walk, I fly.

What do you mean, "walking home"? I live in a [email protected]*!'in cage in some guy's basement. I dont exactly walk anywhere. Thanks for the lovely question, [email protected]$$.

*peck. peck.*

4

Given the chance to take over the world, would you?

......I already rule the world.....

Fwee?

*peck. peck.*

.....maybe.....

F%@#& yeah! And may my owner be the first to go...

5

How do you react to the word, "widget"?

....*glare*....

*peck. peck.*

What the hell? What kind of f&#%^ed-up question is that? Ill show you where you can stuff your widgets....

6

Do aliens exist?

.....*glare*......

*peck. peck.*

Anythings possible....if youre a f*$#ed-up lunatic.....

I love everything! *hugs an alien*

7

What do you taste like?

....*glare*....

*peck. peck.*

Your mom.

Like rainbows and sugar and happiness....

*kicks the above answer* Are you high?

You touch me, you die, you little ^#[email protected]%(% .......

8

poke

....*bites finger off*.....

*peck. peck.*

*flies away*

I love you

You get that mother-f*$#&in' finger away from me, unless you wanna lose somethin '.... *attacks*

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Which Bird Are You?

Get started with these questions...

Do you know the Muffin Man?

Do I know the Muffin Man?

You're walking home one day and you see a small, fuzzy animal in your path. What do you do?

Given the chance to take over the world, would you?

How do you react to the word, "widget"?

Do aliens exist?

What do you taste like?

*poke*

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