Are you Ridiculously British?

They took our language and poured our tea into the river....they're allright.

The greatest country. Ever.

I fart in their general direction.

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Your thoughts about World War Two.

Yeah, about that. During the entire time my frellow countrymen and I were hiding in a closet with a lifetime supply of grey poupon.

Hitler was a silly sod with a mustache that didn't curl.

Yep, we fought the whole war and killed those damn Germans...

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What's Tony Blairs largest fault?

Siding with Bush.

Joining the War.

Not having ears as big as Prince Charlie's.

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Best prime minister of England?

Winston Churchill.

Margaret Thatcher.

That chick from Pirates of the Carribean.

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Why would you most likely go to war with a country?

Because they left their rucksacks in the centre of the corridor. And they're oh so colourless!

Because they're towel wearing a-rabs!

Because they have a problem with my two foot armpit hair.

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Have you ever obliterated a village?

I had no choice, they were all Irish-French green tea drinkers! Sag Aloo!

I swear it wasn't for oil!

No, the village attacked me so I ran to the cafe where I drank coffee until the war was over.

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What do you think of continually?

How to say "I surrender" in as many languages as possible.

Why The royal family is still alive, what purpose they still serve to the UK and how big are Prince Charles' ears today?

How many layers of the ozone can I destroy with my suv in a lifetime?

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The biggest problem with England is...

Lack of dental hygiene

Lack of people who haven't been knighted.

Where do I begin....

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What is the Biggest problem with the US?

Nothing.

They haven't yet realized that their "freedom fries" were invented in belgium.

Where do I begin?

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Biggest problem with France?

They don't bathe, surrender easily, eat monkey brains and the list goes on.

Where do I begin?

The stench has become so horrible becuase of lack of bathing.

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A quote describing you?

You've left an egg on the telly whilst you also left you're rucksack in the centre of the corridor. Sag Aloo!

Yep, those damn brits can have they're tea and them frogs can drink they're wine...WE HAVE BEER!

I fart in you're general direction you silly anglo-american piggish sod!

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Are you Ridiculously British?

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