The Tea-Biscuit Eater Name Generator

We know you love tea-biscuits, we know you love England, we know you are loyal to the Queen. But we also know, you have a crappy US/Canadian name. Allow us to help. . .

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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