The Drinking Name Generator

Ever had a night out, knocked some girl up, and she found you? Paying thousands of dollars in child support for some kid you didn't want? Then use this generator to have the next girl frantically calling Armitage Shanks when she's pissed on a blue stick.

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

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