The Drinking Name Generator

Ever had a night out, knocked some girl up, and she found you? Paying thousands of dollars in child support for some kid you didn't want? Then use this generator to have the next girl frantically calling Armitage Shanks when she's pissed on a blue stick.

Which generation do you belong to?

What do you currently do in life?

What is your deepest desire?

What,would you say, is your strongest quality?

What role do you play in your friendships?

How often do you work out?

Why did you take this test?

What do you dream about when you sleep?

If you were an animal, what would you be?

Do you have a bucket list?

Pick one of the below. You are...

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