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The PA Magazine Secretarial Name Generator

We like to re-name our office pets whenever we hire a new girl. Don't worry about your "real name"-- you'll be answering to a new one of your boss'es choosing very shortly-- one that is more appropriate for a piece of eye candy like YOU.

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