The Insulting Name Generator: Lamoni Edition

You think you have friends in Lamoni. We know how it is. You hang out with them, they smile, they're friendly, you get on well together.

Well, here's the thing: secretly, deep down, they fucking hate you. All they really want to do is hassle you; reject you; kick you while you're down. And who are we to stop them? Who, in fact, is anyone?

That's what this tool is all about. Type in your name below, and you'll receive an insulting name cleverly derived from Lamoni's Stupidest People with which they can harangue you into a painful, early grave. Isn't the Internet great?

Which generation do you belong to?

What do you currently do in life?

What is your deepest desire?

What,would you say, is your strongest quality?

What role do you play in your friendships?

How often do you work out?

Why did you take this test?

What do you dream about when you sleep?

If you were an animal, what would you be?

Do you have a bucket list?

Pick one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

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