The Oracle of Eris

Below you will find An Oracle of Eris.

Eris being the Goddess of strife & chaos who rolled a golden apple into a wedding attended by the gods inscribed "for the prettiest" which led to the Trojan war (it's complicated I won't be going it all that here), more recently she has been seen being worshipped by Discordians, in the pages of The Illuminatus! Trilogy by Robert Anton Wilson & Robert Shea & on the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy.

The oracle combines the cut-up method of William S. Burroughs and 55 Discordian quotes or catmas from "A boy has never wept nor dashed a thousand kim, Mother is the best bet," to "Captain Clark welcomes you abord," to well known quotes at random such as "For criminals are a cowardly & superstitious lot so I shall become a bat!"

These have have been divided into 5 parts (and paraphrased when needed so they fit on the Rum & Monkey generator.)

How it works? Put in your name or a phrase in the slot and get am utterly random cut-up sentence made up from these 55 quotes, which no doubt will make little or no sense.

After that it's up to you to consult your pineal gland and I Ching it to make it mean something.

The hard work is up to you but to make up a quote from Eris "If you don't do the heavy lifting, I won't do the reality shifting."

Which generation do you belong to?

What do you currently do in life?

What is your deepest desire?

What,would you say, is your strongest quality?

What role do you play in your friendships?

How often do you work out?

Why did you take this test?

What do you dream about when you sleep?

If you were an animal, what would you be?

Do you have a bucket list?

Pick one of the below. You are...

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