The unoriginal poser screename generator

Whenever you're on a message board, or a quiz site, or almost anywhere online, you always seem to find some loser who leaves like 50 thousand posts with a screename that is clearly for someone who'd like to think they have it tough and want to have that coveted "life sucks" image. These are the kinds of screenames that makes you want to smash your computer screen with a hammer.

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

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