secret cult name

You too can be a "staff member" of, simply by changing your name and pledging your undieing allegence. We'll help you get halfway there, with your very own secret cult name! All that's left is to find a hobo and steal his pants.

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

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