the 'if i were to give you a pirate name(which may or may not have magical or karate powers) generator

as you all inwardly bear a secret longing for a more seaworthy moniker, and as of yet have not been able to quench your piratey thirsts, i have the remedy tht u search for more powerful than a whole galleon full of limes to keep the scurvy at bay....'tis your very own piratey name to have and to hold(if u so wish ) forever ahhhh...or should tht be arrrrrrrr and pieces of eight to you too sir. jolly good