John's Status Update Generator

Sometimes in life, you need a dose of John's status updates, (god help your soul.) For those times when I haven't updated recently, feel free to help yourself to some randomly generated things that I might say, based on some of the most popular updates I have! Just put in a selection of random letters and numbers below, and change it every time to get a new response. Enjoy.

Which generation do you belong to?

What do you currently do in life?

What is your deepest desire?

What,would you say, is your strongest quality?

What role do you play in your friendships?

How often do you work out?

Why did you take this test?

What do you dream about when you sleep?

If you were an animal, what would you be?

Do you have a bucket list?

Pick one of the below. You are...

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