Sometimes in life, you need a dose of John's status updates, (god help your soul.) For those times when I haven't updated recently, feel free to help yourself to some randomly generated things that I might say, based on some of the most popular updates I have! Just put in a selection of random letters and numbers below, and change it every time to get a new response. Enjoy.
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