The Crappy Old Folk Name Generator

Old folk. With their evil eyes. They smell of wee and have stupid names. Ever wondered what you might have been called if you were born in the horse-drawn days?

Find out here! Because you have nothing better to do!

Start by picking one of the below. You are...

Now enter your name and click the button:

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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