The Crappy Old Folk Name Generator

Old folk. With their evil eyes. They smell of wee and have stupid names. Ever wondered what you might have been called if you were born in the horse-drawn days?

Find out here! Because you have nothing better to do!

Which generation do you belong to?

What do you currently do in life?

What is your deepest desire?

What,would you say, is your strongest quality?

What role do you play in your friendships?

How often do you work out?

Why did you take this test?

What do you dream about when you sleep?

If you were an animal, what would you be?

Do you have a bucket list?

Pick one of the below. You are...

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