Your Homeless Drunken Boxing Name: Finally Revealed!! (lady names comin soon)

Grow a beard. Shine your shoes. Patch up your jacket.

BECAUSE ITS TIME TO BECOME THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKIN DRUNKEN HOBO BOXER THAT THERE EVER FUCKIN WAS.

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