Which Mole-Man Are You?

     In his latest book, "More Information Than You Require," seen left, author John Hodgman, who is also the PC Guy in those kooky Macintosh commercials on TV, tells us of a deranged world lying just below our own world, peopled by strange naked-mole-rat-like creatures known, enigmatically, as "The Mole-men."
     In his delightful book, John provides us with the oddly charming names of 700 of these Mole-men, and, amazingly, all 700 are currently being lovingly illustrated (as seen in the picture to the right) by readers, for the 700 Mole-men Project.
     And now, here's your once-in-a-lifetime chance to find out what your very own Mole-Identity is!!
     Just pick a gender, enter your name in the box below, press the button and, voila, your secret Mole-Identity will instantly be revealed to you!

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