Your moms slutty stripper hooker name

We all know that our moms have skeletons in their closets, most of us don't want to know what those are. However there may be a few of you sick bastards who really want to know what your mom did before the little bundle of joy, aka your lazy ass, showed up on her vaginal door step. Well for you people, you sick and twisted people, here is a glimpse into the hoe-bag that gave birth to you...

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