They're a funny old bunch, those kosher folk. Rather than picking names from their heritage, or the Torah, the Jerusalem Jews tend to make them up. Sometimes they'll combine the name of their religion with Scottish name-parts. Other times it's impossible to quite understand what their parents were thinking.
We can understand why you might be jealous of names like these. After all, they are far more interesting and exciting than your own. Luckily, help is at hand with the Jewish Name Generator; simply indicate your first name, last name and your gender preference below, and we'll Jewise your moniker.
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