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Which Extremity of the World Are You?

Answer these questions to find out which extreme feature of the Earth you are:

Are you prone to take massive amounts of varyingly legal stimulants at the slightest provocation?

Yes

When the vicissitudes of life tear at your very soul and existence is bleak and featureless, does this tend to hamper your mood somewhat?

Yes

Would you consider yourself a filthy peacenik?

Yes

Do you tend to ramble on for ages once you get into your flow?

Yes

Kittens! They're dying. In pain. Look at them writhe. Writhe, writhe, writhe. Cat hurt. Are you some kind of monster?

Yes

Be you sex god?

Yes

Would your reply to Dirty Harry's "Well, do ya... punk?" be "wuhwuhwuhwuhwuhpleasedon'tkillmewaaaaaaah"?

Yes

Have you ever risked causing physical injury by sheer wit?

Yes

Do the worthless peasants consider you arrogant?

Yes

Have you ever taken more than half an hour to answer the question "how are you"?

Yes

...and/or quoted Derrida in the process?

Yes

Have you ever discovered castaways about your person?

Yes

Would you consider yourself to have nurtured an advanced civilisation recently?

Yes

Have you ever been so consistently cold that you discounted William Harvey's theory of the circulation of the blood?

Yes

Have you ever had the ability to cause sunburn at will simply by flashing a bit of leg?

Yes

You th' dribblin' type?

Yes

Have you ever obliterated a village?

Yes

Have you ever fried an egg on any part of your body?

Yes

Do you harbour whales?

Yes

Have you ever been sufficiently taller than the surrounding populace to experience significantly different weather conditions?

Yes

Did you cry at Mrs. Doubtfire?

Yes

Ever experienced an irresistible desire to wander off to the Mediterranean?

Yes

Want a drink? I mean, really want a drink? Mm, drink. Nice, cool, refreshing. Lovely, lovely drink. Cold, delicious, rejuvenating etc. etc.

Yes

Has sex ever been interrupted for you by your partner stopping to take your pulse?

Yes

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