What Kind of Drunk Are You?

Yeah, you're a drunk. We've seen you stumble home late at night from the bars and clubs, your chin soaked in beer and your clothes stinking of cigarettes and other peoples' sweat. But that's okay. We're from Edinburgh. Everyone does that in Edinburgh. All we want to know is: what kind of drunk are you?

Get started with these questions...

1

Can you handle the drink?

2

Are you close to tears? Go on. You can tell me.

3

Does the phrase 'wanky tottle' amuse you?

4

Do you laugh at alcoholics?

5

And then cry?

6

Have you made a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourself?

7

Know thyself?

8

Am I messing with you right now?

9

The toilet bowl is -

10

Are you answering these questions at random, clicking and clicking as you giggle and sway?

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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