@rumandmonkey We're off to obliterate a village. See you soon.

Are You Damned?

Who is the greatest priest?
 
Nuns or sex?
 
Islam is:
 
Were the Manichean heretics right?
 
Pick a picture:
 
Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
 
Is abortion ever justified?
 
Kyrie, eleison
 
Darwin is:
 
Why do we like Christmas so much?
 
If you own more than three cats you are obviously:
 
Your favourite virgin?
 

Iain wrote this.