Are You Damned?

Are you a holy martyr, kissing the feet of all before you and smiling like a good Christian? Or, are you a cake-loving, blood-lusting greed monster with a penchant for knifing children? Are you, in fact, damned?

Get started with these questions...

1

Who is the greatest priest?

2

Nuns or sex?

3

Islam is:

4

Were the Manichean heretics right?

5

Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

6

Is abortion ever justified?

7

Kyrie, eleison

8

Darwin is:

9

Why do we like Christmas so much?

10

If you own more than three cats you are obviously:

11

Your favorite virgin?

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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