@rumandmonkey The Super Bowl is, of course, the more well-known, surface-based sister of the Sub Bowl, an annual event held deep underground.

Which Annoying B-list Celebrity Are You?

Have you ever grun winningly at passing cameras?
 
Do your teeth always have that fresh from the dentist feeling of clean™?
 
Britain. Land of tea, small yappy dogs and gritty soap operas about people called Mandy. Do you hail from there?
 
Is it because that's the way they made them at the factory?
 
If Dick Van Dyke showed up at your door, would you just die with excitement?
 
Do children and animals make your skin almost crawl out of your luridly hued polyester overgarments?
 
Do you shine your shoes?
 
Have you ever camped outside Aaron Spelling's door?
 
Does the name "Michael Landon" make you shudder with violent envy?
 
Have you ever had the urge to murder your wife or partner in order to gain a wider noteriety and obtain fame and fortune?
 
Look back at the second question. Did you think "grun" was a real word?
 
Do you like deceiving onlookers into thinking you're cooking something really delicious when actually it's burning on one side and frozen in the middle?
 
Creased trousers. Yes or no?
 
Did you really enjoy Battlefield: Earth?
 
Have you ever obliterated a village?
 
Can you be seen exhibiting yourself for money in public?
 
Which is more true?
 

Benjamin wrote this.

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