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Which Annoying B-list Celebrity Are You?

Have you ever grun winningly at passing cameras?

Yes

Do your teeth always have that fresh from the dentist feeling of clean™?

Yes

Britain. Land of tea, small yappy dogs and gritty soap operas about people called Mandy. Do you hail from there?

Yes

Is it because that's the way they made them at the factory?

Yes

If Dick Van Dyke showed up at your door, would you just die with excitement?

Yes

Do children and animals make your skin almost crawl out of your luridly hued polyester overgarments?

Yes

Do you shine your shoes?

Yes

Have you ever camped outside Aaron Spelling's door?

Yes

Does the name "Michael Landon" make you shudder with violent envy?

Yes

Have you ever had the urge to murder your wife or partner in order to gain a wider noteriety and obtain fame and fortune?

Yes

Look back at the second question. Did you think "grun" was a real word?

Yes

Do you like deceiving onlookers into thinking you're cooking something really delicious when actually it's burning on one side and frozen in the middle?

Yes

Creased trousers. Yes or no?

Yes

Did you really enjoy Battlefield: Earth?

Yes

Have you ever obliterated a village?

Yes

Can you be seen exhibiting yourself for money in public?

Yes

Which is more true?

America smells like poo

British people are ugly little goblins

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