@rumandmonkey "God is so hungry, God could eat a Horus. So watch out! Hahaha. God amuses Himself. But seriously: God is first." http://t.co/9G7jlAk2

Which Horrible Affliction are you?

Do you prefer margarine to butter?

Yes

Do you enjoy the music of Britney Spears, N*Sync or the Backstreet Boys?

Yes

Have you ever found yourself singing in the shower?

Yes

Do you now, or have you ever, caused untold death and destruction in the third world (that you can remember)?

Yes

Do you hate injections?

Yes

Is disco really dead?

Yes

Would you consider yourself to be transmitted by apes?

Yes

Do you think that Adam Sandler is a funny man?

Yes

Have you ever forced anything to foam at the mouth or go mad in a painful and disturbing way?

Yes

Did Riley from Buffy the Vampire Slayer do it for you?

Yes

Do you laugh in the face of antibodies?

Yes

When a person is down, do you prefer altering the functions of their body in such a way that they slowly spiral towards death to simply kicking them?

Yes

Is it in a person's best interests to not have sex if you're involved?

Yes

Are decomposing cadavers your playground?

Yes

Have you ever obliterated a village?

Yes

Can you be cured?

Yes

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