Please Stop Punching My Monkey
Please rid your head of such ideas immediately. There is no machismo in punching a small ape. He can't run very fast, owing to his club foot, and he's only very little. I also really must reiterate that you will never get rich punching my monkey. Vince gives love, not change.
So why do it? Why do people feel the need to unleash their horrible, human aggression on poor Vincent?
Let me put this very simply. While some of you are stupid, others are evil. You see that poor, defenceless little monkey, and you want to take that Satan-possessed levitating glove of yours and smash him in the face. I've seen you; don't tell me it's not true.
What you should know, kids, is that punching monkeys is against the law. It's a federal crime, and you can go to jail for a very long time. So stop. Please stop. Please.
Benjamin speaks in the name of one man's love for his monkey.