What's On The Corks Menu?

Hey, you flaming morons! Come hither! Take this test and I shall tell you what we shall marinate, cook and serve to you!

Get started with these questions...

1

Are you my mother?

2

Are you Kevin?

3

What appetises you most out of these?

4

Giga bytes?

5

Don't lie! How many fingers do you have? Really!

6

Are you a musician?

7

How cheesy are you?

8

Are you gay?

9

Does Freddie Mercury rock?

10

Obliterate?

11

Chickens?

12

Grannies are for....

13

What turns you on?

14

And finally, what planet are you from?

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