Which Disgruntled Philosopher Are You?

So, you've got some free time and would like to find out exaclty which historical crazy man with access to a pen you are. Finally, your life will be complete knowing that cogito ergo sum. Yes, that's right...I think, therefore I am. But exactly WHO AM I? It's a question that's been pondering philosophers for FAR too long...

Get started with these questions...

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Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night certain that your body is just the result of an evil genius trying to play games with your mind?

2

Describe yourself in five words or less

3

Boxers or briefs?

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Do you have problems with reality perception?

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To you, people are:

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You CANNOT get that song out of your head. How exactly does that little ditty by Cher go again?

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