Do snakes really have sexual relationships?

AHHH you pervert!

moose pie is nice

my grandads wig is smarter than you!

no, they use secret mind reading gobbledygook to transmit sex waves to each other

i might try and find out

i like spoons. they look like nice shiny foil wrapped pieces of cheese

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what do you know about snakes sex habits?

zilch

grannies moustache

nowt

lots, i've been in a relationship with one!

moose pie is nice!

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have you ever had sex with a snake?

yes

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how?

i used grannies moustache

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