What kind of "Bum" are you?

Have you wondered which street vagrant you might manifest as? What kind of Bum you could end up as? Well, here's the test that will tell you exactly which one you are.

Get started with these questions...

1

Are you missing more than six Teeth?

Hell yeah..

No, I have a flashlight SMile.

I don't believe in having teeth.

I punch myself for fun.

2

Do you scrounge for change in your couch?

What's change?

I don't even have a couch

I help my buddies scrounge for pennies

I pee on my couch

3

Do you scream obscenities at pedestrains?

Fuck You!

No, im extremely Polite

pedestrains kick me repeatedly

Give me a hug?

4

What kind of shoes do you have?

Ain't got none

Some cardboard boxes

I wear my mothers pumps

I severed my feet off with a hanger

5

What type of transportation do you have?

A Radioflyer red wagon

A skateboard..because I don't have legs.

The bus

I stumble everywhere i go

6

Can you spell the word C-A-T?

I eat C-A-T's

C-R-A-P?

C-A-T's eat my eyeballs.

I run Freely

7

An old lady wants some of your booze, what do you do?

Hit on her.

Hit her over the head with a 40oz.

Give her some bird feed.

Lick her face, and shake her hand politely

8

Is soap your friend?

I don't have friends

I fornicate with soap bars

I give other bums soap

My friends are dead.

9

You have a dollar, a slinky, and a stick..what can you make with it?

A fishing Pole

A weapon to fend off other bums.

A musical intrument

A penis pump

10

Are you French?

Wee-Wee

"Yes" I am.. in french

Shut the hell up

Whats French, like fries?

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