What type of SOCK are you?

Most people have a preference as to what type of sock adorn their feet and therefore, I feel that this test is absolutely neccessary and should be taken very seriously. Beer anyone?

Get started with these questions...

1

You've discovered a wombat in your sock drawer. So, you...

Run for the hills! Rabies will ruin my perfect complexion!

Scream, "Ahhh! Holy Shit!!"

Scoop it gently into your arms and name it Berny.

Get some fries.

2

What is your opinion of the oh-so-famous Hillary Duff?

Like, oh my God! I like totally love her like style! (cute giggle)

Let the rain fall down...something something something...cuz I want to feel the thunder. I want to scream.... now how right does that sound?

Richard Nixon??!!

Eh, she's decent... despite the fact that her music is computer enchanced.

3

The jig is up. Everyone has finally found out that you like to eat your pants. What do you say to them?

I enjoy eating my pants. It makes me feel alive inside.

Ugh! Come on! That was so totally Jimmy... and besides, that was so last week

Shoving carrots up my nose is fun.

Yeah, its true. I discovered that Corduroy really does taste the best.

4

If you were to buy a Dutch camal and you wanted it to have polka dots, how many would you want it to have?

Twenty-seven and a half. Don't ask why... I have my reasons.

No polka dots! I'm allergic!

I like paper clips.

Ugh... no. Perhaps some stylish stripes in lieu of those horrid spots.

5

Gooblah pluh plaaaa ggaggggggggggggggg uh.

Pardon my French.

Yes... I love David Bowie also.

Uh.... uhhh.... ok. (smile and nod)

I ate too many prunes.

6

Are you ambidextrous?

Why is my tongue burning???

Oh, yeah... most definantly. Making cheese burgers is my passion.

Perhaps.

Oh, heavens no.

7

You're not the I-like-to-make-freaky-sock-puppets-for-fun type, are you?

Hey, I've got to do what I've got to do.

Uh.... no. Socks are simply not meant to be managed in such a ridiculous fashion.

Sock puppets turn me on... (heavy breathing)

I like having arm pit hair.

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