Which ArghNeedAName political party suits you the most?

There are six major political parties in the federal government. The provinces have different sets of political parties, but that's another story. So which one would you vote for if you were an ArghNeedANamic citizen?

Get started with these questions...

1

Which section of society do you belong in the most? (apologies if you are female)

The Proletariat

The Average Working Man

The Defenders of the True ArghNeedAName

The Average Family Man

None - I'm individualist

Well it's not really a question of WHO I belong in but HOW I belong to them....

2

What should the government focus spending money on?

Law and Order, Military and Tax Breaks

Education, Healthcare and Urban Redevelopment

Transport, Green Energy and Protecting the Environment

None - spending needs to be cut

3

How should the government deal with growing pensions costs?

Raise taxes

Cut pensions

A bit of both

Privatise pensions

Well it's not really a question on HOW to deal with them but WHY the problem exists

4

What should the government do about increasing cannibis usage?

Legalise it

Decriminalise it

More drugs enforcement

Harsher sentences

Well it's not really a question on WHAT it should do but HOW it should be done

5

What should the government do if a foreign country invades another country that's a similar size?

Intervene

Give weapons and money to the country you support

Nothing

Well it's not really a question of WHAT should be done but HOW we should go about it

6

What is your opinion of the Cold War?

Free World vs. Communism

Jesus vs. Communism

Free World vs. Big Government

Forbes 400 vs. Mad Misguided Marxists

Well it's not really a question of the Cuban Missile Crisis - WHAT ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING?

7

How do you view Occupy Wall Street and Occupy London?

Courageous defenders of ordinary people chipping at the evil coorperate empire

Energetic grassroots movement against the Reformist Party's policies

A bit nutty, but God says we should tax the bankers, maybe they have a point

Lazy whiners that should quit crying over people's hard earned wealth and get a job. Oh wait, there aren't any. Labour's fault!

A legitimate effort by frustrated citizens, if a bit misguided

Well it's not really a question of HOW do we view them but WHAT they are saying

8

What do you view as the biggest threat to ArghNeedAName?

The Labour Party

The Reformist Party

Communism

Global Warming

Big Government

Bankers

Immigration

9

What is your opinion on the government's current regulation of gambling?

It's fine the way it is

Gambling addiction is dangerous and more regulation is needed

God says NO TO GAMBLING!

The government has no business regulating gambling!

Well it's not really a question on WHETHER it needs to change but HOW it should change

10

What is your opinion on immigration?

We need the workers, as long as they don't take our own jobs

We should do whatever benefits businesses

ArghNeedAName is for ArghNeedANamers!

Well it's not really a question of WHAT our opinion is but WHY we have this policy

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