The Ultimate Squidge Test

The meaning of the word "squidge" is a hotly debated topic in the world of academe. Whatever it means, you're probalby some type of squidge and you just don't know it. This quiz will explain all!

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1

What would your reaction be if you heard a bomb suddenly go off down the street?

Awww, I hope no wittle kitties got esploded!

AT LAST, THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN!

What? I have that sweet battle scene from "Lord of the Rings" playing, I don't hear any bomb.

I'll see what's going on when I finish this chapter.

Damn! I was just in the middle of telling a really funny story. Now everyone's distracted.

2

How do you spend your free time?

Picking flowers, writing with my gel pens, wearing pink, and eating cookies.

Performing socially disruptive activities.

Surfing the net, hanging out with my friends, stuff like that.

I don't have time for this dumb quiz. I have books piling up!

I get my parents to buy me stuff.

3

Have you read "The Bluest Eye"?

Oooh! Guys with blue eyes are sooooo hot.

Yeah, and I didn't think it was Marxist enough.

Nope. I think I've heard of it, though.

Of course.

Oooh! I have blue eyes!

4

What's your favorite beverage?

Fruit smoothie, yum!

Vodka.

Anything from Starbucks.

Hot tea.

I'll try whatever looks different and exciting!

5

Have you ever hoped someone would ask "How are you?" just so you could complain to them?

Sometimes, yeah. But I heard complaining a lot is bad for the complexion.

No, I don't have time for that kind of middle-class self-centeredness.

Yeah, I've done that before. It at least looks better than complaining when they *haven't* asked you.

I don't really interact with people very much.

Oh God yes. I always have to tell everyone about how crappy my day was.

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