Which Doctor Who companion are you? (girls)

Our favorite Time Lord has a thing for bringing lovely female companions along with him on his adventures in time and space. And who are you to complain when you get to be the lovely female companion? Take this quiz and find out which of the Doctor's favorite companions, new and classic, you're most like. NOTE: There are five answers for each question, for the sake of symmetry, but there are more than five results!

Get started with these questions...

1

Things are going wrong. Very wrong. The Doctor doesn't seem to be paying attention, and things are getting worse. What do you do?

Point it out firmly.

Point it out gently.

Shout at him.

Assume he knows what he's doing.

Fix it for him.

2

Why do you travel with the Doctor?

He's lonely.

He'd never get anything done without you.

You want to see the universe.

You have a job to do!

He needs someone to take care of him.

3

If you get the credit for saving the day, it's probably because:

You acted on a gut hunch.

The Doctor got himself in too deep, and needed you to bail him out.

You caught a detail the Doctor overlooked.

You did what you thought the Doctor would do.

You're the day-saving type. What, is that so hard to imagine? You're the Doctor's COMPANION, not his ASSISTANT.

4

What does the Doctor mean to you?

I really respect him--he's shown me so much.

We're good buds and we make a great team.

We're best mates!

I can't even remember what life was like before him. BORING, I seem to recall.

I've given up everything for him... and I'd do it again in a heart(s)beat.

5

What do you think is the most important quality in a friend?

Honest.

Brave.

Intelligent.

Funny.

Warm.

6

It's the big denouement. The mystery is unraveled, the good guys are closing in on the bad guys, and the Doctor is making his big-ending repartee. Suddenly you shout, "Wait, stop!" Why?

There's a baddie right behind him and you're warning the Doctor that you're about to take it out.

There's a baddie right behind him, and you're trying to get it to leave him alone.

You need something explained to you.

The Doctor needs something explained to HIM.

You just figured out the baddies' REAL plan.

7

It happens to the best of companions. You've been captured and disarmed, and the alien menace is using you as a hostage against the Doctor. What do you do?

Scream.

Tell the Doctor he mustn't give in.

Tell the Doctor to DO SOMETHING.

Start thinking up a plan.

Bite your captor.

8

You know he's an alien, right?

Not human, you mean? Yes, is that a problem?

It's kind of obvious, isn't it? With the spaceship and all?

It was a little disorienting, but I'm cool with it.

It took some getting used to. Two hearts? What's THAT about?

Still gives me willies!

9

What's your favorite room in the TARDIS?

The console room. It means we're on our way to another amazing place!

My room. The Doctor is a great guy, but he can be a bit much.

The swimming pool. I like to stay in peak shape for our next misadventure!

The library. It's nice to learn new things without risking my neck once in a while.

The clock garden. It's weird, but relaxing.

10

Regeneration time! You cross your fingers and hope:

He's more humble.

He's more reasonable.

He uses smaller words.

He's cute.

He's okay.

11

Honestly, the Doctor thinks you're kind of:

Alarming

Naive

Smug

Stubborn

Nosy

12

But he keeps you around anyway because:

He likes teaching you about the universe.

You always have good ideas.

You're indispensible when things get dicey.

He likes having you there to share his victories.

He likes showing off to you.

13

People are most likely to say, "You're with the Doctor? But you're so...

capable!"

young!"

primitive!"

inexperienced!"

so... uh... n-never mind. Sorry."

14

What's your favorite part of an adventure?

The part before the alien menace arrives, when I'm seeing and learning new things.

The danger. Running and fighting for our lives is a thrill!

The mysteries. Figuring out a hard problem with the Doctor is such a great feeling.

The big victory. Another planet saved!

The post-victory hugs!

15

Well, nuts. Now everyone is staring at you. Even the Doctor looks a little embarrassed. What did you do this time?

Committed an enormous broach of alien etiquette.

Committed an enormous broach of EARTH etiquette.

Tried to save the Doctor from something that wasn't threatening him.

You're several steps behind everyone else in figuring out the mystery.

You don't even notice anyone's staring.

16

We know leaving behind the Doctor and his exciting life is a hard thing to do, but all companions have to move on eventually. What's most likely to make you say goodbye?

Finding the love of my life during our travels.

Staying behind to help rebuild a ravaged civilization.

I finally have enough danger and risk. I want some peace and quiet!

I loved every minute, but I accept that it can't last forever and move on with my life of my own accord.

You kidding? Only death itself. Even at that, the Doctor shouldn't be so sure he's safe!

17

What's the one thing you make sure the Doctor doesn't know?

That you fancy him.

How much you admire him.

How little you ever understand what he's talking about.

How frightened you are sometimes.

I lay all my cards on the table with the Doctor. I don't worry what he thinks of me.

18

The Doctor is technobabbling again. You:

Wait patiently until he's finished.

Call him on it.

Shout at him.

Try to get him to explain it better.

Understand every word.

19

Oooh, now he's done it! You are good and mad, and the Doctor has little or no idea why. You:

Slap him. Hard.

TELL him why. Loudly.

Say something biting.

Storm off, sulk, or leave altogether.

Explain as best you can in the most reasonable tone of voice you can muster.

20

The TARDIS. It's...

Bigger on the inside.

Bigger... on the inside?!

Apparently, bigger on the inside... *gulp*

Bigger on the inside, of course.

BIGGER ON THE RUDDY INSIDE. I KID YOU NOT.

21

When you're in an unfamiliar situation, you tend to:

Mimic the Doctor, successfully.

Mimic the Doctor, unsuccessfully.

Stay very quiet and still and hope nobody realizes that you don't know what to do.

Wing it.

Demand an explanation of everything unfamiliar. You're not a big fan of playing along.

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