How SLITH are ye?

This simple 10 questions will help you determine once and for all weather you are or not SLITH, the blonde myth.

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1

You see a little Stygian with a candy bar, what do you do?

Take his candy bar and eat his cat

Take his candy bar and it the kid

You take your weapon out and shout “NO ONE TOUCHES THE KID UNTIL HE FINISHES HIS CANDY BAR” and guard him with your life while he devours the snack

You try to suck up to the kid so he shares his candy bar with you

Find someone who will put "HIT" on the kid then kill him for money and hide the candy bar in a magical chest in the deepest desert

2

Someone asks you something in Guild Chat while you are grinding, do you:

scan your ass and then ask him for his e-mail adress so you can send it to him in uncompressed JPG format and 2050x1450 res

try to RP your way out of anwsering the question just to be a dick about it

make gay jokes at his expense

burn your house down and gauge your eyes out so you can avoid answering the question by saying: I am fucking blind and homeless you dick, shove that question up your ass

3

You see priest of Mitra, priest of Set and Rabbin and a Catholic priest, do you

Dance with priest of Mitra while other priests play their instruments

Kill them all and hide the bodies

Make dirty deals with Rabbin and then sell his sorry ass to guards

Slap catholic priest in the face for being so stupid with issues such birth control, cloning and stem cell stuff

give Priest of Mitra all of your moeny and feel good abou it

4

You have been hired to rob some noble's villa, how would you do it?

It would take a good portion of your cunning....fuck it, ALL OF YOUR CUNNING!

You would start your robbery by doing his wardrobe and go "EEEEEEEW who still weares those"

you will rob the villa but feel fucked up abou it

this the worst question so far...

5

You have meet king conan for the first time, what do you do?

Rob his ass

Drink some milk and then blow it through your nose in a pathetic attempt to impres the King of Aquliona himself

Run as fast as you can to sit on the throne before his has a chance and say "this sit is taken"

you look at the plates and dishes and say "are you going to eat that?"

6

You are in a Stygian bar and there is a fly in your ale, do you:

throw you mug right in the bar maid face and then butcher her family righ to the third blood line

take the fly out and drink the good stuff

take you dagger, put it to the fly's throat and say "SPIT IT OUT YE BASTARD!!"

Take the fly, feed it and take care of it and then train it to be a SUPER UBER NINJA and use it to assasinate Conan and take the throne of Aquilionia

7

While passing through Tarantia you spotted a weapon, hammer of legendary might just laying in the dupster, what do you do?

Pass through, but feel fucked up about it later on

Take the weapon but use it only to beat up homeless people and bums

Take this weapon to the sorcere so he can indentify it's owner and then cross 7 seas and 7 mountains to give it back to the owner, but stabb him right before returning the weapon just to say "HOW IRONIC!"

Sell the weapon on ebay for real money and then feel good about it

Put it in the guild bank and then accuse the people who want it of being "grabbastic fucks" and leave the guild

8

Corthol asked you not to kill people on random..any more, how do you react?

You say "I obey" but secretly eat candy, cry and write fucked up poetry about how bad the things are

you quit plaing AOC, gain 300 pound and go on Jerry Springer show blaming video games for your failure in life

You kill some more people just to be sure there are enogh of dead people to make Codecus consider contacting you about your policy twoards not killing people on mass scale

you snap and tell Corthol that he is full of shit and that people are fine with their being dead status

you play more AOC while eating cheetos just to smear the "cheeto fingers" all over your keyboard and expensive fuck gaming mouse for no reason at all

9

The Inner Counsil RP that you cannot be paid for assasinatiing people, how do you RP back?

I RP that my character is RPing obeying them

I try to use as many emotes as possible regardless of the fact that I am RPing on guild chat and no one can see them except people that are passing by near the trader

I am thinking weather "turd" is RP for "shit" and try to snak that word into the RP conversation

I wish there was /dance emote in AOC

10

What car would Slith drive in RL?

Dodge

Some fucked gay hybrid car

Honda

BMW

Batmobile

Bike

Mercedes

Suzuki

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