Sorting Hat II by Ancient Greek

Oh, you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can top them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.

Get started with these questions...

1

The sorting hat hestitates to answer. What do you do?

2

What song is the sound track to your life?

3

What color are you're robes?

4

How about you're wizard bling bling?

5

Any girlfreinds/ boyfreinds/ spouses/ loveslaves?

6

My favorite pet is a yellow bellied butt kisser, what's yours?

7

Politically what party do you belong to.

8

What is you're favorite spell?

9

Are you foreign?

10

Any last words potter?

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