Will You Survive the Zombie Apocalypse?

The zombie apocalypse is coming and everybody knows it. Take this test and figure out which zombie movie archetype you will end up being.

Get started with these questions...

1

What is the first thing you do when the zombies come to your neighborhood.

Start screaming for help

Start boarding up your windows. Have an argument over whether you should stay on the first floor or go into the cellar.

Lead your loved ones to safety.

Set up a huge ring of fire around the town so the zombies can not get in.

2

Once you are in the house, where do you hide?

The Cellar. There is only one entrance to guard and it is almost impenetrable.

The first floor. It will provide multiple escapes in case zombies get in.

Wherever your loved ones are.

The top floor. From there you can easily spot zombies and warn the others

In the car. You can try to drive away from the zombies

3

The zombies are coming over the horizon. What do you do?

Cry and start praying/confessing.

Hug your partner and try to keep each other calm.

Run straight at them with a large loaf of bread. You know you can not hold them off forever so you might as well take a few zombies with you.

Take charge and start handing out weapons/ammunition. Give instructions and tell people to "remain calm"

4

The zombies are gathered around your house.

Scream

Disobey the leader's instructions and run. There is no way they can catch you if you have a head start.

Whip Molotov cocktails into the tightly packed groups of zombies for maximum efficiency.

Whimper and go stand close to your partner

5

The zombies are clawing at the house.

Grab the chainsaw and cut off any zombie body parts that get through the boarded windows.

Cooperate with your partner and shoot all the zombies you can see.

Try to escape the house while the other losers are trapping themselves inside.

Run screaming to the door and bust an axe through it. You kill a few zombies but the others get inside.

6

Some idiot has busted an axe through the door and the zombies are in the house.

Tell your partner that you love him/her in a melodramatic scene.

Tell the others to escape the house. As they run, they hear shotgun blasts and one-liners.

Scream and become extremely religious suddenly.

Obey the leader and run.

7

After getting out of the house, you realize that someone is still inside.

Run! It is their fault that they are still inside.

Go in and rescue them despite your friends telling you that it is suicidal. You save the person but the burning house collapses on you

You are that person. You scream for your girl/boyfriend to save you.

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