The Mean Princess Test

Slut? Druggy? Just plain stupid? Bring out the worst in yourself. Be a Princess.

(Yes, we used Disney's images. This is a work of satire, protected under Fair Use. Characters Copyright Walt Disney, Inc.)

Get started with these questions...

1

Which aspect of your life is most important to you?

Romance

Freedom

Order

Adventure

Fun

Security

2

Where would you most like to live?

Think: sand

As long as it's a castle

In the woods

3

What sort of pet would you like?

Tiger

Woodland critter

Horse

A man!

Something normal... a cat or a dog.

4

What is your worst fear?

Never falling in love

Boredom

Never leaving home

Feeling unattractive

5

What is your ideal "first date"?

Magic carpet ride

Dancing

Fireworks

Making out

Walk in the woods

Snowball fight

6

What first attracts me to a man is...

How special he makes me feel.

He's a good kisser!

He likes to take charge

His dance moves

I'll be honest... how cute he is!

7

How do you like to dress?

Duh... like a princess!

Something nice and simple.

A little on the skimpy/sexy side.

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