Which Pirates of the Carribean Character are YOU?

Aye, me lad or lassie. I gues you be wantin' to know what Pirate you be? Just fill in those dots and don't spill any rum on tha parchment, savvy?

(All characters are present at the same time for the questioning process. Only once do they interact. WARNING: PotC 3 spoilers.)

Get started with these questions...

1

Let's go steal that boat! Are ye with me?

Commandeer. It's commandeer, lass. And I will most certainly help you commandeer that ship if you would help me get the Pearl back. Again. Savvy?

I have a ship already, miss. But thank you for offering.

I feel a need to stay on dry land and stay away from the sea for a while. Bloody pirates.

I have a ship, lassie. And she's a fine one, for sure. What makes ye think I would need another one?

You there! You will not be commandeering any ship in this harbor! Keep your guns on her men!

Alright, I'll take the bloody thing. But you have to help me get the key from Davy Jones so I can have a life back.

I have an armada of ships waiting just outside the bay. You won't get anywhere without being blown to bits. And even if you manage to survive that, you will be captured by my men and hung.

Currently, I have my own ship. I do not need another one. But one thing before you go... Do you fear death?

2

Do any of ye want to share a drink at the Faithful Bride?

Only if yer payin', lass. Drink up me hearties yo ho!

I would love to but I don't think I have enough buckets to get inside the tavern, let alone get to the bar.

I am steadily adverce to rum and what it does to men.

I am not leaving my post at Port Royal to partake in such an awful sport amoung pirates.

Why not. I need more rum anyway. Maybe if I drink enough it'll all go away...

No. I do not drink rum, miss. Though I would ask you to join me in having a brandy before you go.

I don't actually drink anything...

I am disinclined to aquest your request. Means No.

3

We are now suddenly on a deserted island and the rum is on fire.

No no no no no no no no! Not good! Why is the rum gone!?

*sits quietly in his bucket*

Good. Now maybe the Navy will rescue us since that plume is over a mile high.

Jack, ye want an apple? *feeds monkey an apple*

Do not fear, Elizabeth. Gilette will come and rescue us on the Dauntless and then we can put these pirates in thier rightful place; six feet under.

Blast. And I was going to drink that.

*sips brandy* Ah. Well, too bad for the rum. Mercer, get me off this island, will you?

*also sitting quietly in a bucket and watching the crabs scuttle by*

4

You, by circumstances that have nothing to do with the author, have been sent to Davy Jones Locker.

Sparrow! Tie that not tighter! You, Sparrow boy, unfurl those sails! And you! That's MY peanut!

I really need to rename this thing someday...

I don't know how in the world I got here but I don't like it one bit. Where's a boat when you need one?

It's not getting here that's the hard part, it's getting back...

Bah. Davy Jones Locker is just a figure of speach! This is only a bad dream. I'll wake up any minute now and I'll be back in Port Royal, safe in my own bed...

Stop kidding yourself, you white haired Icecream cone! You know as much as I do that this is real and we're in one heck of a mess right now.

Mercer, do you know how to get back from the dead?

You, boy, arn't renaming anything. It's my locker and it stays that way.

5

Quiz finished! Any last words?

This is the day that you will always remember as the day you almost *splash*

Can I has a bucket?

For certain you must be lost to find a place that can't be found, or everyone would know where it was.

So it would seem.

Sorry, old habits and all that.

You can fight, and you will all die, or you can surrender and only most of you will die.

Do you fear death...?

You're a pirate!

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