Are You A Gay Emo? (Guys only. Or if you're a girl and just cool that way, be my guest.)

HEY HEY HEY. So...you're wondering if you're a gay emo. RIGHTEOUS. Click away then and find out...

Get started with these questions...

1

To be blunt: Which sex are you attracted to most?

Guys all the way, man!!

I'm not sure...yet.

Girls. And girls only.

I want a muffin.

2

Which would you choose...

Black nail polish.

Lots of tongue...

Lip rings.

Mascara.

Eyeliner. Black, to be precise.

A muffin.

3

Which band would you prefer?

AFI. (A Fire Inside.)

My Chemical Romance.

Panic! at the Disco.

HIM. (His Infernal Majesty.)

Queen.

Muffin....? Me: Sorry. That's not a band, You: IT IS NOW!

4

Someone of the same sex just randomly comes up and kisses you. What do you do?

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!

Um..okay...normally just a high five would have done it...

Kiss 'em back! It's only a joke, right?

Kiss them back and really get into it...maybe even with some tongue to spice it up a notch.

If they give me a muffin afterwards, it's all good.

5

Do you hold hands with your partner?

Heck yes I do!

Dude. I dont even hold my OWN hand.

Sometimes. The rest of the time we're basically just making out.

Holding hands is gay.

6

Scenario: Say you're at a friend's place with six other people, and you're all watching a movie in the dark. Someone of the same sex (and smelling REALLY good..) is pressed up against you from being squished by other people crowding the couch. What do you do?

Slide off the couch onto the floor. That's just a bit too weird...

Laugh insanely and squish into him, squashing the other people on the couch. You're just like that.

Do nothing. They can squish you all the hell they want and you just really dont care.

Assemble yourself so that you're basically pressed up against each other face to face and give suggestive looks.

Pull out a muffin from your back pocket. Want one?

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