The Revolution Test

Hve you ever wanted to have illustrations on a page of a history book? Have you ever felt the burning desire for liberation? Or, have you ever just wanted some poor kid to have to listen to a lecture about you?
Well now you can! You'll be a famous revolution. And your friends will be jealous.

Get started with these questions...

1

Are you now, have you ever been or will you be French?

Yes, and I plan to stay French.

No, dirty communists pigs.

Who's the French?

I have red in my flag too!

2

Have you ever been oppressed by brutal capitalists?

French people just aren't the same, are they?

Yes, and I'll make the pay - just as soon as I fix my mask.

Yes. AH, MOTHERLAND!!!

But they wear powdered wigs too!

3

Are women people? What about non-whites?

Yes. Yes, and so is my pet rock.

Yes, but I'd rather get paid.

Only when they're French too.

Just out of necessity.

Is it a must?

4

Communism. Everything it says it is?

AH! THE MOTHERLAND!!

Does just generally liking folk count?

If I get paid decently.

Only if a guy in a powdered wig thought it up.

5

Pretty pictures or Kalishnikovs?

Pictures! Followed by slander!

How about a tennis court?

Guns. Lots of them.

Let's play hide and seek in the woods!

6

Why?

The French Utopian Socialists said so.

AH!!! THE MOTHERLAND!!!!

...Why not?

I'm wearing a powdered wig.

7

Are the peasants your friends?

I am a peasant.

Not sure, do they like the color red or do they like pink?

All people are my brethren.

Well, they certainly are convenient.

8

Colors. Check the one(s) you like.

Red, White, Blue!

Black....and sometimes red and blue.

Red.

Pink! And pretty colors!

9

Marx: good, bad, or just a bundle of laughs?

Good.

BAD!

Good...but only in small doses.

Convenient.

10

Globalization?

...AH!! THE MOTHERLAND!!!!

Good for me, at least.

No, but I'll take what I can get right now.

Does it give me bread and peace?

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