How long are you going to live?

10-20

21-30

31-40

41-50

51-60

60+

Question

Right, thats the mundane, obvious stuff done. To business. Do you drink?

Yes, I do, but in moderation. I'm never hideously twatted, but i will have a drink in company

I don't drink, i abstain from alcohol, among other things

I drink a fair bit, on special occasions i will get absolutely mashed

I am in fact drunk at this moment. I won't remember this in the morning

*Mumbles incomprehensibly, collapses*

Question

How about smoking? Only cigarettes or cigars mind you?

I don't smoke, I have never smoked and God forbid i ever shall. A filthy habit

I don't smoke myself, but i will go to smoky pubs and stuff. A few of my mates smoke, and whilst i worry for their health, its their choice

I will smoke if i am drunk, or out. I don't make a habit of it, considering myself a social smoker

I will occasionally buy cigarettes and smoke them both at home and out. Its not a serious habit for me, but i do enjoy smoking sometimes

I smoke numerous cigarettes or cigars per day. I enjoy smoking, even though i realise it can have an adverse effect on my health

I can barely see the computer screen through the haze of smoke coming from the cigarette/cigar dangling from my lips

I smoke if i'm around my mates, because smoking is cool, right?

Question

Drugs wise, what have you taken and how often?

I smoke a bit of weed now and again with my mates, but nothing else

I freely smoke weed, and have tried mushrooms, coke or pills when out

I have never touched drugs and never will

This could all be a hallucination. Ketamine is fun

I am in fact in the process of stealing this computer to pay for my next hit, and got distracted by this amusing quiz-type malarkey. The only veins i can find are in my eyeballs

Drugs are fun with your mates, and i have been building up a costly habit on nights out. I love the feeling though

I don't need drugs as i am in some way shape or form insane

I get a high off life, thankyou

Question

Do you exercise regularly? Any way, shape or form mind, but regular?

Yes, i am healthy and athletically fit

I enjoy some sports, and keep myself from going to fat, but im no fanatic

I pump iron and therefore am buff as fuck

Does masturbation count as exercise?

I haven't moved in 3 months. I may have become some form of couch/man hybrid

I have a kick about with my mates now and again

I cannot see the screen due to my large beer belly in the way

Question

Healthy, green food...yay or nay?

Do baked beans/potatoes count as veg?

I am vegetarian, but i take tablets for iron

i am a vegetarian and somewhat anaemic

I eat a healthy, balanced diet. I feel very healthy

I eat when i have the munchies

I'm killing time between brunch and elevenses

I have deep fried this computer and will soon attempt to eat it. You gotta love deep friend. Mmmmmmmmm...

Question

Finally...hmmmmm. I don't really know. Ah! How about suicide? Cause that could really put the kibosh on a long life?

I have no plans to do so

I love my life too much

Ugh, suicide is for emo tossers

I am killing time doing this survey whilst the blood drains from the cuts in my wrists. How ironic...

Its an acceptable escape if life gets too much

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How long are you going to live?

Get started with these questions...

So now. How old are you?

Right, thats the mundane, obvious stuff done. To business. Do you drink?

How about smoking? Only cigarettes or cigars mind you?

Drugs wise, what have you taken and how often?

Do you exercise regularly? Any way, shape or form mind, but regular?

Healthy, green food...yay or nay?

Finally...hmmmmm. I don't really know. Ah! How about suicide? Cause that could really put the kibosh on a long life?

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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