Which Branch of the U.S. Military Are You?

This is for FUN only. Go ahead and send me hate mail though, if that tickles your fancy. I love to be entertained.

Get started with these questions...

1

Let me see your war face!

huh?

Hooya!

Oorah!

Hooah!

2

What's your favorite thing to do on a hot, sunny day?

stay in my air conditioned office, fool!

swab the decks. or go for a swim. I don't know.

PT!

COD

3

Drill team?

are you nuts?

sounds interesting.

best of the best, mothertrucker

fun stuff

4

Your weapon of choice ...

my ... computer!

big, fat, 16-inch long ... GUNS

M16A2

tanks are COOL.

5

Do you know the difference between your rifle and your gun?

what the hell are you talking about?

um, yes, I think so.

haha, hell yes!

yes, what kind of a question is that?

6

What's your one major malfunction, numbnuts?

stop picking on me!

don't ask, don't tell, remember?

Mommy & Daddy didn't show me enough attention when I was a child!

ok, haha, I get it now.

7

Do you have any idea where I'm getting all these questions from?

no, you're just messed up

yeah, I think I know

I've known all along, you dumbf*ck.

yes, but it took me a few seconds

8

Okay, I'm running out of questions. Which branch would you NOT join?

Marine Corps

Army

Air Force

Navy

9

Have you ever seen Full Metal Jacket?

no

yes

I have that movie memorized!

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