What kind of zombie outbreak survivor are you?

A WHAT?

EWW AREN'T THEY DEAD?

I COULD TAKE THEM!

I WOULD LOVE TO DOCUMENT THE CHAOS THAT WOULD CAUSE!!

WELL IF I HAD TO I COULD GET AWAY. I THINK

THIS ONE TIME IN HATI...WELL WE WON'T GO INTO THAT

"HAHAHAHAHA" :::GUN SHOT::: :::EXPLOSION::: A FEW LESS ZOMBIES!!

I CONTROL EVERYTHING.EVEN DEATH

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WHAT WEAPON WOULD MOST APPEAL TO YOU IN A TIME OF PERIL?

A SHOT GUN DOES THE MOST DAMAGE

SOMETHING SMALL THAT YOU COULD CARRY EASILY

WHO NEEDS A GUN WHEN ARE A VOODOO PREISTEST

SNIPER RIFLE...DISECRET YET SATISFING

MY WHOLE ARSENAL...YEA THATS RIGHT I SAID "MY" ARSENAL

A BASEBALL BAT HOMES!!

NUKE!

A BIG FUQIN GUN

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OK THE PROVERBAL SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN WHERE DO YOU BASE YOUR OPERATIONS?

A STRONG BRICK BUILDING WITH AN ESCAPE ROUTE

I HAVE NO IDEA I AM SO CONFUSED...YOU'LL NEVER GET IT STARTED JOHNNY HAS THE KEYS

A HIGH RISE OFFICE BUILDING..ZOMBIES CAN'T USE ELEVATORS CAN THEY?

I NEED NO SHELTER I RULE THE UNDERWORLD

RUN JUST RUN DON'T STOP

A TREE FORT THAT I BUILT IN THE WOODS IN ANTIPATION OF THIS DAY.THOSE PUNKS CAN'T CLIMB AND IT IS THE BEST PLACE TO GET WIRLESS INTERNET,RADIO AND CELL PHONE RECEPTION. I NEED TO COMMUNICATE WITH MY GUYS

A BASEMENT SOMEWHERE.ANYWHERE I DON'T CARE

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE I AM AT, I HAVE BEEN DOING THIS SO LONG I HAVE CASHES OF WEAPONS AND SUPPLIES ALL OVER THE U.S

Question

OK YOU ARE IN A CAR LOT WHAT IS YOUR MODE OF TRANSPORT?

HUMMER..AND WE ARE GOING TO NEED LOTS OF GAS

THE BENTLY WHAT ELSE

MY BIKE I COULD OUT RUN ANYTHING

I CAN'T DRIVE I NEED A MAN TO DO THAT

A BUS I'M LEADING THEM ALL TO SAFTY

A OFF ROAD TRUCK

BROOMSTICK ONLY WAY TO TRAVEL

SOMETHING FAST AND BIG I'VE GOT A FEW LIVE PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT GOING TO BE ZOMBIE FOOD ON MY WATCH

Question

HOW IS A ZOMBIE INFESTATION TRANSMITTED?

I DON'T KNOW

WELL THERE ARE MANY THEORIES ON THIS SUBJECT BUT THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY POSSIBILITES

MAGIC

I'M NOT SURE BUT I AM GOING TO GET OUT OF THIS ALIVE

AS LONG AS I HAVE CASH AND ENDLESS POTENTAL FOR PROFIT WHO CARES

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW

IT IS A VIRUS I KNOW IT AND I AM ALWAYS RIGHT

IT DOESN'T MATTER IT IS A FAQING ZOMBIE, BLOW THEIR HEAD OFF

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WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO BRING DOWN A ZOMBIE?

OH GOD WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

I'LL TRY EVERYTHING AND SEE WHAT WORKS...HOW ELSE?

PUMP THEM FULL OF LEAD ENOUGH BULLETS WILL TAKE THEM DOWN

THE BEST WEAPON MONEY CAN BUY..A NUKE..KILL EVERYTHING!!

BEAT THEM TO DEATH. ALL THEY NEED IS A GOOD ASS BEATING

VOODOO.WHAT ELSE.SPELL THEIR ASS STRIAGHT TO HELL

BLOW THEIR F'IN HEADS OFF.GOD WHY IS EVERYONE SO STUPID

STRATEGICALLY PLACED BULLET TO THE HEAD

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YOU HAVE TO CHOSE BETWEEN A WEAK CHILD AND A OLD WOMAN WHO DO YOU SAVE FROM BECOMING ZOMBIE CHOW?

THIS KID OF COURSE. WHAT KIND OF SICK QUESTION IS THAT?

BOTH I COULD NEVER CHOOSE.EVEN IF I HAVE TO RISK MY OWN LIFE

NIETHER! I AM RICH WHY DO I CARE?

SAVE WHO I CAN.FORGET ABOUT THOSE I CAN'T

I AM THE KID!!! SOMEONE SAVE ME!!

DIRECT THEM BOTH AS TO WHAT THEM COULD DO TO SAVE THEMSELVES WITHOUT ACTUALLY DOING ANYTHING

THE CHILD.THEY CAN BE MOLDED INTO FIGHTERS TO BETTER HELP THE CAUSE.

AHHH WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!

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YOU SEE A BUILDING,THERE ARE SURVIVORS ON THE ROOF.THERE ARE ONLY A FEW ZOMBIES.DO YOU GO IN FOR THE LIVING?

I DON'T KNOW I WOULD RATHER BE IN A BASEMENT SOMEWHERE!

YES! I WILL SAVE THEM

OH GOD THE HUMANITY...OR LACK THERE OF :::GIGGLES:::

JUST SIT THERE AND CRY AS YOU WATCH THEM BE DEVOURED

BLOW UP THE BUILDING.ATLEAST YOU GET SOME ZOMBIES AND IT WILL BE PRIME REAL ESTATE WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER.

TELL THEM TO JUMP.

BRAINS.......BRAIIIIIIINNNSSS....

FLY UP THERE WITH MY MAGICKAL BROOMSTICK!

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SOMEONE IN YOUR PARTY HAD BEEN BITTEN.WHAT DO YOU DO?

BANDAGE HIM UP AND BRING HIM ALONG.THERE MIGHT BE A CURE.

CUT OFF THE INFECTED AREA TO STOP THE SPREAD

I DON'T CARE IT WASN'T ME.TO HELL WITH THE SERFS

LOCK THEM IN A SEPERATE AREA, THEY CAN FEND FOR THEMSELVES

OH MAN WHAT THE F DO WE DO?

OH GOSH WHAT EVER DO I DO?

THE ANSWER TO AN INFECTED TEAM MATE IS SIMPLE,YOU KNOCK THEM OUT STRAP THEM WITH EXPLOSIVES,DROP THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF A GROUP OF ZOMBIE SCUM AND SALUTE THE SOB GOOD BYE!

CLEAN SIMPLE BULLET TO THE HEAD,TAKE THEM OUT WITH THIER PRIDE STILL INTACT

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YOU ARE IN A CROWDED ARENA WHEN THE SEA OF PEOPLE IN GENERAL ADMISSON BEGIN FEASTING ON EACH OTHER,KNOWING IT WILL SPREAD TO THE AREA YOU ARE IN A SHORT TIME WHAT DO YOU DO?

STAY THERE AND HOPE FOR THE BEST

GRAB PEOPLE AND MAKE FOR THE DOOR

TELL MY DRIVER TO BRING THE JAG AROUND AND I WILL BE OUT SHORTLY

SCREW EVERYONE I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE

DISAPPEAR BECAUSE I AM MAGICKAL

JOIN THE SLAUGHTER, WHO SAYS YOU HAVE TO BE DEAD TO GORG YOURSELF ON HUMAN FLESH

I TOOK NOTE OF THE FIRE EXITS ON THE WAY IN EVERYONE WILL BE GOING FOR THE MAIN DOORS

CLIMB UP ON THE SCAFOLDING AND MAKE FOR THE ROOF,SEVERING THE SUPPORTING CABLES BEHIND ME FROM THERE I WILL WATCH IT ALL GO DOWN

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What kind of zombie outbreak survivor are you?

Get started with these questions...

WHAT IS YOUR FIRST THOUGHT WHEN YOU HEAR THE WORD "ZOMBIE"?

WHAT WEAPON WOULD MOST APPEAL TO YOU IN A TIME OF PERIL?

OK THE PROVERBAL SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN WHERE DO YOU BASE YOUR OPERATIONS?

OK YOU ARE IN A CAR LOT WHAT IS YOUR MODE OF TRANSPORT?

HOW IS A ZOMBIE INFESTATION TRANSMITTED?

WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO BRING DOWN A ZOMBIE?

YOU HAVE TO CHOSE BETWEEN A WEAK CHILD AND A OLD WOMAN WHO DO YOU SAVE FROM BECOMING ZOMBIE CHOW?

YOU SEE A BUILDING,THERE ARE SURVIVORS ON THE ROOF.THERE ARE ONLY A FEW ZOMBIES.DO YOU GO IN FOR THE LIVING?

SOMEONE IN YOUR PARTY HAD BEEN BITTEN.WHAT DO YOU DO?

YOU ARE IN A CROWDED ARENA WHEN THE SEA OF PEOPLE IN GENERAL ADMISSON BEGIN FEASTING ON EACH OTHER,KNOWING IT WILL SPREAD TO THE AREA YOU ARE IN A SHORT TIME WHAT DO YOU DO?

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